SATURDAY,
JULY 12TH, 2:00 - 9:00 PM- THE
3RD ANNUAL MAIN SQUEEZE ACCORDION FESTIVAL
It's
here again! The insanely fun Main Squeeze Accordion Festival brought
to you by Main Squeeze, the Riverside Park Fund and the City of
New York's Parks and Recreation Department, as part of the "Summer
on the Hudson" series.
This
year's artists include:
-
The Italian Village Dance Music
- Los
Macondos (Colombian Vallenato)
- Nicu Helerea (Romanian)
- Patty Furlong
& Coolmagort (Irish)
- The
Raif Heyseni Orchestra (Traditional Albanian
& Arabic Music)
- Raul
Jaurena Tango Trio
- Veretski
Pass (Ottoman!)
...and of course, the Main Squeeze Orchestra hits the stage at 3:00
PM!
LOCATION:
Riverside Park South - Pier I @ 70th Street [MAP]
BEER,
BELLOWS & BRATWURST!
SATURDAY,
JUNE 21st, 6:00 - 8:00 PM - TIME
OUT NEW YORK'S "MAKE MUSIC NEW YORK!"
FIRST
DAY OF SUMMER.
1,000+
MUSICIANS.
GENERAL
INSANITY.
LOCATION:
First Park - First Ave & E. Houston [MAP]
Brought to you by Time Out New York, Make
Music New York is a new live, free musical celebration across
the entire city that takes place each June 21the longest day of
the year.
On that day, public space throughout the five boroughssidewalks,
parks, community gardens, and morebecome impromptu musical stages,
dance floors, and social meeting points. Thousands of musicians,
in every genre, perform on sidewalks for the biggest crowds of their
lives. Professional musicians perform for new audiences, who come
out from under their headphones to hear unfamiliar groups risk-free.
Hear solo projects from MSO members Mira
Stroika & Miwa
Gemini as well!
FRIDAY,
JUNE 20, 8:00 PM - THE ANNUAL KURT WEILL SHOW
THE
LIVING ROOM- main stage
154 Ludlow Street at Rivington [map]
212.533.7235
$10 in advance | $12 at the door
Advance Tickets available at www.livingroomny.com
The
ballads of pimps, the lament of whores, the anger of chambermaids,
and everything else that makes life worth living.
FRIDAY, MAY 30 - 8:00 PM at THE
HIGHLINE BALLROOM
with

SLAVIC
SOUL PARTY
&
HUNGRY MARCH
BAND
7:00
PM: DOORS OPEN
8:00 PM: MSO
$12.50 in
advance || $15.00 at door
General Admission Standing Room Only
16+ unless accompanied by parent/guardian
advance
tickets here
THURSDAY,
APRIL 24 - 8:00 PM AT THE
ZIPPER FACTORY 
with The
Last of the International Playboys
$15 - For tickets, go to www.thezipperfactory.com
or call 212.352.3101.
For
dinner reservations at The Zipper Factory Tavern,
call 212.695.4600.
THURSDAY, FEB 14 @ 8:00 PM -HAPPY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SHOW-
THE LIVING ROOM- main stage
154 Ludlow Street at Rivington [map]
212.533.7235 / 8:00 PM
$10 in advance | $12 at the door
Advance Tickets available at www.livingroomny.com
WITH KEVIN FITZGERALD BURKE
Come with someone you love,
or just come by yourself
and drink away your loneliness.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 16, 6:00 PM - THE HEATHEN HOLIDAY SHOW
THE LIVING ROOM- main stage
154 Ludlow Street at Rivington [map]
212.533.7235 /
$10 in advance | $12 at the door
Advance Tickets available at www.livingroomny.com
No Wise Men.
No Manger.
No Virgins.
Just Depraved Holiday Lust.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 - 8:00 PM

THE LIVING ROOM- main stage
154 Ludlow Street at Rivington [map]
212.533.7235 / $13 smacks
get creepy and kooky, mysterious and ooky, and all together spooky
with MSO as we pump out all the best.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 - 9:00 PM
PIANO'S - upstairs
158 Ludlow Street at Stanton [map]
212.505.3733
8:00 PM - Bobby Blue Y Patricio
9:00 PM - MSO
FRIDAY, SEPT 28 - 10:00 PM - IT'S THE LAST MO'S SHOW!
Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A,
between 2nd and 3rd Streets
212-777-5660
The latest NYC musical wonderland to bite the dust. We'll miss our little home-away-from-home
and are going to squeeze like hell to ease the heartache.
Keep it real, Mo.
Seating Limited. Advance tickets available here
THURSDAY, AUGUST 9 - 8:00 PM
HIGHLINE BALLROOM
431 W 16th St New York, NY 10011
between 9th and 10th Ave
(212) 414-5994
with: SLAVIC SOUL PARTY and MUCCA PAZZA
Doors open @ 6:00 PM
MSO on stage at 8:00 PM
Tickets $10.00 in advance / $12.00 at door.
18 plus
advance tickets available here
FRIDAY,
JULY 27TH - 10:00 PM
THE
JULY MO SHOW!
Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A, between 2nd and 3rd Streets
212-777-5660
Seating Limited. Advance
tickets available here
Come get sweaty the squeezy way.
MONDAY,
JULY 9TH - 7:00 PM- 10:00 PM
GERMAN HERITAGE FESTIVAL!
East Meadow, Long Island
The Bandshell at Eisenhower Park
You
haven't lived til you've seen MSO in Helga wigs squeezing out
Eidleweiss. Seriously, you haven't. Trust us.
SATURDAY, JULY 7TH 2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
2nd ANNUAL MAIN SQUEEZE ACCORDION FESTIVAL
Riverside Park South, Pier I @ 69th - 70th Street
2:00 PM - M.S.O. starts off the event!
Festival goes on until 9:00 PM
Co-Curated by our very own Walter Kuhr, 2007 brings us the follow-up to last year's
insanely popular debut festival. Last year people danced so hard we had to bring 'em home
on stretchers.
So come dance your rump off, or just soak up eclectic accordion music from around the
globe! (literally!) There'll be a flea market including all the accordion-related items you could
ever desire, and plenty of food and drink to quench your dancing-induced thirst.
FRIDAY,
JUNE 22ND: 
GIRLS
GONE WEILL!!
It's
gonna be one crazy night of all Kurt Weill tunes, under a neon green
shimmering moon!
at Mo Pitkins - 34 Ave. A @ 4th St.
10 PM
Advance tickets at mopitkins.com
SATURDAY,
MAY 19TH:
THE
MONTHLY MO'S SHOW!
at Mo Pitkins - 34 Ave. A @ 4th St.
10 PM
Advance tickets at mopitkins.com
April showers bring May flowers and here they are: 14 delicate
flowers playing their blossoms out, just for you.
RESIDENCY
AT MO PITKIN'S ANNOUNCED
Starting
in June, the last Friday of the month is 'Squeezy Friday' as MSO
storms the stage at 10:PM. Now you can get your dose of accordion
every month. More Details as they come.....
Until
June, you can score your fix on the following dates:
Saturday, March 24, 10pm
Saturday, April 21, 10pm 
Saturday, May 19, 10pm 
advance
tickets will be made available at the beginning of each month
at mopitkins.com
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14
Mo Pitkins - 34 Ave. A @ 4th St.
One low admission price for two bands! $15.00
Clean & Nasty - 7pm
Main Squeeze Orchestra - 8 pm
Love | everybody's doing it, or wanting to do it or in denial
of wanting to do it. Clean & Nasty and The Main Squeeze Orchestra
get lovey dovey in a joint show celebrating the thing everyone
can't get enough of. (No, not cash; the other thing). If bluesy
originals with flagrantly low-brow lyrics sung by a Korean-American
soul singer with a full band including the only Welsh banjo player
in existence PLUS the only all-female, all-accordion orchestra
on earth lead by local accordion-guru, Walter Kuhr don't spell
romance, nothing does.
www.mainsqueezeorchestra.com
www.cleanandnasty.com
CONCERT
SCHEDULE 2006
TUESDAY, DEC. 19TH 9:00 PM 
at Mo Pitkins - 34 Ave. A @ 4th St.
One low admission price! $15.00
Advance tickets at mopitkins.com
Bells
are jingling... Toes (and other extremities) are tingling. It's
the season of Kris Kringling, which means the girls and boys are
co-mingling on this night for the Main Squeeze annual holiday
show.
Main Squeeze Orchestra and the swanky, lounge/jazz ensemble, The
Last of the International Playboys will bring in the holidays
together with style and sound on this night of Main Squeeze merry-making.
HALLOWEEN
SHOW @ JOE'S PUB 
MAIN SQUEEZE ORCHESTRA & THE LAST OF THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS
Bandleader Walter Kuehr (accordion, bassoon, backup vocals) originally
from Hamburg, Germany has been part of the NYC music scene since
his arrival here in 1990. He started The Last of the International
Playboys in the mid '90s. Walter has gathered together some of
the most accomplished jazz and latin musicians in New York today:
Memmo Accevedo (percussion), Michael Arenella (trombone), Steve
Bloom (guitar), Mark Giammario (drums), Steve Gluzband (trumpet),
Craig Rivers (tenor sax, soprano sax, flute), Jennifer Vincent
(bass). "The Main Squeeze Orchestra is a New York City-based,
dozen-plus, all-girl accordion troupe that overflows the scales
of feminine virtue in the name of song. More sugar cube than vegan
icing, they do cabaret and camp along with all the bellows' best,
while dressed, coiffed, and rehearsed like some Central European
Berry Gordy fantasy. " - Village Voice
Joes's Pub
425 Lafayette Street
212-239-6200 or 800-432-7250
advance
tickets at joespub.com
THURSDAY,
JULY 27, 7:30 PM
at Mo Pitkins - 34 Ave. A @ 4th St.
Advance tickets at mopitkins.com
Accordions love summer, love going to the pool and doing back flips
and eating snacks from the the snack stand as you dry in the sun.
The trick to summer is to live each day of it like it will never
end even though you know it will. The Main Squeeze Orchestra will
help you fake yourself out into fully living up the summer by casting
the spell that only an all-female, all-accordion orchestra can cast.
Completely accordion versions of everything from classical pieces
to 80's pop are a primer for all the pleasures of summer --bike-riding
without your shirt on, gelato in the afternoon, slightly hungover
brunch in outdoor seating, that impossible hell of all stenches
outside East Broadway and Jefferson St. Ah... summer.
34 Avenue A
1st
Annual NYC Main Squeeze Accordion Festival
Saturday July 8, 2:00 – 9:00pm
Pier I, Riverside Park South is located on the Hudson River between
62nd and 72nd Streets (see map)
The Main Squeeze Orchestra * Guy Klucevsek * Proyeccion Norteña
* The John Nolan Trio * The Phoebe Legere Experience * The Balkan
Brothers * Ernestilio y Conjunto * Jesse Lege Bayou Brew
Plus: Accordion Demonstrations, Flea Market, Food, Drink and dancing
FREE : For more information, please call 311 or visit www.riversideparkfund.org
or www.mainsqueezeaccordionfestival.com
Saturday
June 24, 2:00 PM
Accordion Bliss Floats By...
Main Squeeze At Coney Island Mermaid Parade
Coney Island
Charita Designed Pleated Accordionesque Skirts
Saturday
June 24, 8:00 PM
Main Squeeze Hops In On A Devotchka Song
Main Squeeze At Bowery Ballroom With Devotchka
Doors at 8
6 Delancey
http://www.boweryballroom.com
Thursday
June 22 at 7:30 
Main Squeeze At Mo Pitkins
All-Weill Show. Walter's In Leather/Amy's Pirate Jenny In A Prom
Dress
34 Avenue A
http://www.mopitkins.com
DATE:
Thursday, May 18th
TIME: 7:30 pm
VENUE: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction, 34 Ave. A @ 3rd St.
May
13th 
Pianos
158 Ludlow at Stanton (upstairs lounge)
8pm
$10
www.pianosnyc.com
DATE: Friday, April 21st 
TIME: 8pm
VENUE: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction, 34 Ave. A @ 3rd St.
Saturday
March 4th, 8pm
KURT WEILL BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE CONCERT
Curated by Anthony Coleman
Featuring Art Baron(trombone), Doug Wieselman(reeds), Ted Reichman(accordion),
Joe Fitzgerald(bass), Roberto Rodriguez(drums), Oren Bloedow(guitar),
Anthony Coleman(piano)
and Special guests Chocolate Genius, Elysian Fields, Sanda Weigl,
Shelley Hirsch, Christina Courtin, Doveman, Gina Leishman, Main
Squeeze Orchestra and surprise guests!
$20 Advance; $25 At the door
Tickets available at 212.601.1000, www.makor.org
Tribeca Performing Arts Center
199 Chambers Street
Saturday night, February 11th 
Pianos
158 Ludlow at Stanton (upstairs lounge)
8pm
$10
www.pianosnyc.com
Valentine's
Day, February 14th, Tuesday night 
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Ave. A at 3rd St.
8:30pm
$10
www.mopitkins.com
2005
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Main Squeeze Orchestra's 3rd Anniversary Show

DATE: December 2nd
TIME: 10pm
VENUE: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction, 34 Ave. A @ 3rd St.
DOOR: $10
OPENER: Clean & Nasty (Susan Hwang's blues-based trio - piano,
bass & drums)
Advance purchase tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=24677
MSO Holiday Show 
DATE: December 18th, Sunday
TIME: 7pm
VENUE: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction, 34 Ave. A @ 3rd St.
OPENER: Hurricane Howie Lee Feinstein - New Orleans style piano
Advance purchase tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=17172
Saturday,
November 19th
5-8 p.m.
STOP THE WRECKING BALL
The third annual cocktail party event will be on
at the old Liederkranz Hall, 1027 South Clinton Avenue
Trenton, NJ
Saturday,
October 8th 
10:30pm
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Ave. A @ 3rd St.
$10
September
18th
The Knitting Factorywww.knittingfactory.com
74 Leonard Street
New York, NY
6pm Byzantones
7pm MSO
Sunday,
April 24th
The Knitting Factory, Tap Room www.knittingfactory.com
74 Leonard Street
New York, NY
6pm Opening Act
7pm MSO
Friday,
April 8th
Doors open at 7:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
7:30 Sammy
8:00 Corn Mo
9:00 MSO
2004
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Wednesday,
December 22nd
Doors open at 7:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
$9
Playing With: Amy Kohn Band www.amykohn.com
Thursday,
December 9th
Doors Open at 7:00 pm
the Mercury Lounge mercuryloungenyc.com
217 E. Houston St. (corner Ave A & Houston)
New York, NY
Friday,
November 12th
Chinese Cultural Council Benefit Performance
Fashion Institute of Technology
HALLOWEEN
HELL-RAISING WITH GOGOL BORDELLO
IRVING PLAZA
17 Irving Place
New York, NY
$25 at door/$23 in advance
Doors open at 8:00 pm
www.irvingplaza.com
| Gogol Bordello
Saturday,
October 23rd 
MSO & THE LAST OF THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS
Doors open at 7:00 pm
FEZ Under Time Cafe
380 Lafayette Street at Great Jones
New York, NY
$15
www.feznyc.com |
the Last of the International Playboys
Tuesday,
September 21st
Doors open at 8:00 pm
Makor www.makor.org
Steinhardt Building, 35 West 67th Street
New York, NY
718.782.5188
Opening For: the King's
County Queens
Saturday,
September 18th
the 4th Annual Steuben Parade! www.germanparadenyc.org/
12 noon
5th Avenue - 63rd to 86th Streets
Saturday,
September 11th 
Doors open at 8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday,
August 9th
CONEY ISLAND CIRCUS DAY!
CONEY ISLAND www.coneyisland.com
Saturday,
July 17th 
Doors open at 8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
Also appearing: TIM OTTO
Friday,
April 9th 
Doors open at 8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday,
January 17th 
Doors open at 8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
performing with Nora York
2003
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Friday, October 24th
The Good CoffeeHouse www.bsec.org/events/coffeehouse
53 Prospect Park West
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday,
October 11th
Family Matters Benefit Performance www.dtw.org
Saturday, October 4th *RAINED OUT*
Socrates Sculpture Park www.socratessculpturepark.org
Long Island City, NY 11106
Saturday, August 30th
Bill Schimmel Accordion Seminar www.billschimmel.com
The Tenri Cultural Center
43 West 14th Street
with 3 consecutive days of performances, seminars and lectures
Sunday,
August 24th
HOWL Festival www.howlfestival.com
Avenue A and Thompkins Square Park - OUTDOORS
Sunday,
July 13th
6:00 - 8:00 pm
The Micro Museum www.micromuseum.com
123 Smith ST. - Outdoors
Thursday,
June 19th 
8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
also performing NORA YORK and the awe-inspiring CHARLIE GIORDANO
Wednesday,
May 21th 
8:30 pm
The Cutting room www.thecuttingroomnyc.com
19 West 24th Street
with guest vocalist Lianne Smith belting out the best by Kurt
Weill
also performing Marni Rice
Wednesday,
April 9th 
8:00 pm
Galapagos Art Space www.Galapagosartspace.com
70 N. 6th Street
Brooklyn, NY
with guest vocalist Elsa Higby interpreting tangos by Astor Piazzolla
also performing Rachelle Garnier